Surfing With Memories of 9/11

On September 11, 2001, I was sitting at my desk, shell shocked like everyone else when a co-worker named Jayson came up to my desk around 11 a.m.

“Dude, you should have seen the surf out there today,” he said. “It was awesome.”

I sat there sort of disbelieving.

“Are you serious?” I said. ” You’re talking about surfing? Today?”

He sort of looked at me like he didn’t know what I was talking about.

“You should have seen it, man – hardly any guys out.”

Well, no shit, right? Considering what had happened — I had seen the second World Trade Center tower crumble live on TV just a few hours earlier — I didn’t really feel like chatting about surfing at that point. What I was thinking about was the end of the world.

It all seemed so surreal. If it’d been a plot to a movie script, I would have dismissed it as woefully unrealistic. But it had happened. In our country.

That awful day.

So, of course, we can’t forget it, on this 9-year anniversary. At the same time, for the rest of us, life goes on. And now, well – it is an appropriate time to think about surfing. Which is what we did again today in Morro Bay.

It was good to have Slim back for a second week – in a row! Rumor has it, he rented the kids a bounce house, then took off, hoping they’d keep hopping until his wife came home.

I sure hope they did. That way they’ll be tired and Slim can finally get some sleep.

That’s him at the top, by the way. Here I got these pretty good photos of him. But his camera — that one on his arm there — wound up with a dead battery. So you won’t see photos of me on here.

I give and I give and I give.

The second photo is of Boss, the camera magnet. Seriously, the guy ought to be in Volcom ads.  If he’s on a wave and there’s a camera near, there’s some sort of gravitational pull that occurs between man and lens.

And, finally, another Slim shot. Check out that angle there. Slim, I think you’re a longboarder, bud.

The water was glassy, waves had some shape, and we even had a few bat rays floating around the bottom. All and all, a good reminder that on this anniversary of tragedy, life is good for those of us lucky enough to still be here.

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EDITOR’S NOTE: Speaking of 9/11 and batrays. All of this reminds me of what Slim did on Sept. 11, 2001.

Slim, unlike PP, had the day off from their brutal day job and had to get out of the house after watching those horrible images from NY all morning and afternoon. In fact, if I’m not mistaken, I went fishing with the Bias’ own BG and GSlim! Am I right on this BG?

Check it out. Even Mrs. Slim got a fish on this day. And your favorite editor hooked up with a few batrays, as did BG’s little bro. It was a silver lining on what was a heart-wrenching day.

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Also, here’s a shot of Ground Zero (in the foreground) when Mrs. Slim and I visited it in 2004. I almost couldn’t take this photo because of what that hole in the earth signified. Sad, sad part of an otherwise awesome city. (Yeah, we give props to the East Coast from time to time on the Bias.)

Sept. 11 Ground Zero New York

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Slim Gets to Trim in Morro Bay (Surf Photos)

Well, we finally pried Slim away from Girls Scout camp long enough to get him a surf sesh. Unfortunately, the waves on this day were just slightly bigger than, say, six boxes of Thin Mint cookies . Fortunately, Slim ditched the shortboard and went long, which helped him get some waves.

That’s him above in what will undoubtedly become a framed photo, which his wife won’t let him hang in the living room, so it will likely wind up either in A.) the garage or B.) the extra bathroom. But, hey, whatever, right? As long as the guy can remind himself what the Stoke was like.

Slim wasn’t the only one catching waves, of course. Boss here is just a natural for the camera. In fact, the guy’s like a magnetic force. When the camera is running, the dude just happens to gravitate toward it. And here’s a nice-looking example of that.

Boss had another nice shot in there as well. But since Slim doesn’t get in the water as much — you know, what with his CPR classes and all — let’s look at one more shot of him trimming.

You know, it’s amazing how one little frame can make a ride look so much better than it actually was.

This looks like a perfect San-O wave, doesn’t it? Speaking of San-O, Slim was originally going to head down South with Boss and I, but he had to go and get his fourth new job in a year, and he wasn’t able to tell the new bosses, “Hey, but I’ve got this surf trip planned with my bra’hs. Is it okay if I have the third week of September off?”

Priorities, man! Sure, sure, you want to impress the bosses. And, yeah, they’re paying you and yadda, yadda. We’re talking surf trip, man! Tell The Man you got plans. Because when it comes down to it, ah, you know. Ummm.

What was I saying? Something about cartoons, I think.

Cartoons are funny.

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You Can’t Polish a Turd

Not even this guy could help McCourt sell tickets

Well, well, well.  Look who needs a little help in their Ad Department.  What’s wrong Frank?  People aren’t lining up all the way to I-5 to give you money for your stupid parking lot and $7 beers?  What a shock.  What’s gross  is all the emails, texts and phone calls I’ve had regarding the Dodgers the last few weeks have all been tabloid-style divorce talk instead of on field performance.  Yeah, sure this is an embarrassment for us fans and for MLB—who wants one of the signature franchises run by a couple of boobs who can’t keep their private lives private?  Bottom line is this is good for the club…after we get through these sordid tales and petty bickering about who owns what and what should be divided hopefully we get the judge to say SELL IT ALL and Mark Cuban and his billions can ride in to the rescue.  The McCourts had already begun to do some serious damage to the Dodger brand and we’re lucky that this divorce is shedding some light on all the dirty details.

We don’t deserve an owner who says one thing and then does another—if it takes $100M to win this division then spend $100M.  This isn’t the Pirates, this isn’t the Marlins.  This is the gal dammed Los Angeles Dodgers.  Let’s make this right.  Oh, but anyway, dust off your resumes, Frank needs help getting people through the turnstiles.  Job description below, good luck on your interview-

Sales & Marketing: Consumer Promotions

MANAGER OF ADVERTISING & PROMOTIONS – Los Angeles Dodgers LLC (Los Angeles, CA)

Department: Marketing
Status: Full time
Reports to: Senior Director, Marketing
Posting Date: August 31, 2010
Deadline: September 10, 2010

General Purpose:
Develops and directs all Dodgers advertising and promotional programs for Dodger revenue and branding initiatives.

Essential Duties and Responsibilities: include the following. Other duties may be assigned.
Media / Advertising
• Plan, negotiate and execute General Market and Spanish Media partners including Radio, Television, Out of Home – Traditional & Non Traditional, Print, Online and Community events.
• Develop fully integrated advertising and promotional strategies with media partners and corporate sales team.
• Develop, in association with the Dodgers PR Department, Multi Cultural marketing strategies to communicate to the diverse fan base; primarily the Hispanic community, as well as the Asian Communities.

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The Circus Leaves Town

And then he was gone.

Manny Ramirez is scheduled to be in the starting lineup tonight for your Chicago White Sox (but for whatever reason wasn’t).  When it was announced he was leaving Sunday evening (or as they call that in internet time “one billion years ago”) I’m sure you went through your own personal range of emotions—I know I did.  They went like this: Acknowledgment.  Indifference.  Resignation.  The surprise factor was clearly lacking as this was a scenario reported on by various media outlets for the better part of two weeks and moving an aging, former superstar through the waiver process when you’re miles out of contention in exchange for a few prospects isn’t exactly a novel idea.  Oh, what?  They DIDN’T get any prospects?  A straight salary dump?  Wow, what a surprise.  At least we have a deep pipeline of prospects waiting in the wings.  Oh, right.  We don’t.  Sigh.

You know what though, I didn’t intend for this to be a post ripping the Dodgers organizational management, it was just supposed to be Manny focused and I’m going to try to bring this thing back to his time with the club.  One of my favorite songs is “Statler 2000” by Armchair Martian (and covered by Bad Astronaut…or maybe the other way around, who can even keep them straight) with the seemingly prophetic lyrics: “All I know is you came too quickly/ And left the same” which basically sums up my thoughts completely—he came in out of nowhere, achieved instant rockstar status and made every Dodger game a must-see event…you know, pretty much exactly like he did with Boston.  For a solid year we got to see one of the best hitters mash NL pitching and mask an infield full of deficiencies.  And then the Homer Bailey fastball off the wrist (or was it Bronson Arroyo?  Who can even remember).  And then something called hCG?  And then the suspension.  And then the Disabled List.  And then the DL again.  And again.  And now he’s gone, replaced by Scott Podsednik who is basically the anti-Manny at the plate.

Was it fun having him in town?  Absolutely.  Will we miss him now that he’s gone?  Probably not.  The team isn’t going anywhere with him and while it would have been awesome to flip him for something/anything of value we got the full Manny experience and we were better off for it in the end.  Oh, and in case you think having Manny on another club means the Dodgers are off the hook for the remainder of his payroll…yeah, sorry—we’re paying that bill for the next few years (hello Andruw Jones!) thanks to the McCourt-Colletti-Enron bookkeeping process. Can we get a new owner now, please?

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Dejected & rejected: A weekend of ejections in pro baseball

Manny Ramirez CircusIt was a weekend of objections, rejections, dejections and ejections around pro baseball.

Manny Ramirez’s final AB in a Dodger uniform being a gem of a rejection, ejected after just one pitch (here’s the VIDEO proof). One pitch! That pretty much sums up his tenure with the Blue Crew.

That sound you hear? That’s just the door hitting Manny in the Fanny. Here’s to keeping Vinny, hopefully Joe Torre, and getting rid of 99 this weekend. The circus has officially left town people.

And they said I was an idiot for calling Manny a clown when he first came to L.A.

You’re right. Manny wasn’t a clown. He was a freaking joke-errrrr.

Guarantee Joe T stays another year now that ManRam got ran. Why do you think he said he’d announced his future plans by next week? Just waiting for the circus to travel to Chicago. Good luck with that one Ozzie (more on Guillen below).

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Speaking of psychos, how about the minor league meltdown and ejection of Gary Robinson (VIDEO) of the State College Spikes on Friday night? Pretty classic. Almost as good as Phil Wellman’s from a few years back.

Dude ripped out first base, autographed it, and gave it to a fan. Now that’s fan appreciation.

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Then there was Ozzie Guillen’s ejection Sunday, for doing … well, nothing. Watch the video exclusively below on WCBias.com, or download it here (it’s big, so right click it and save it to your desktop).

As you’ll see, Guillen gets ejected despite not even making it halfway out to argue a double play call late in Sunday’s game against the New York Yankees.

Guillen said the heck with it, turning around before reaching the middle of the diamond, but was still run by the first base umpire.

Wow.

Reminds me of the time my Spanish teacher threw me out the moment I walked through her door on the first day of school because of my previous history of being a class clown (takes one to know one, Manny) during her courses. Ask Ryantific, he was there that day.

Well, good to see I’m not alone on the clown front. Here’s to Ozzie, Manny, and Gary, the only ones who get me.

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Vinny’s Coming Back!

Dodgers Vin Scully retirement

Editor’s Note: A dark day and Dodgers season just got brighter as Vin Scully shocked many of us when he announced this afternoon he IS coming back for another season of “Dodger baseball.” Best news of the weekend! Now back to our previously scheduled post, pre-Vinny’s return announcement.

I have nothing clever to say on this day, which follows another rough night/morning with two crazy kids, a missed stoke with Pembertonian, and a Saturday where I spent most of the day in WordPress databases trying to restore a corrupt WCBias database.

If you were one of the two people who visited The Bias yesterday, you probably noticed all 500+ of the Bias’ posts were missing. Gone. Disappeared. Like Manny. No production whatsoever.

Strangest thing I’d ever seen in four years working with WordPress.

Took half the day, but I fixed it, thanks to WP-DB Backup. If you have a WP blog, be sure to use this plugin. Saved my ass, not to mention 211 posts by BG, and a couple hundred posts by Slim (194 posts), Pembertonian (76), Ryantific (36), WCBias Guests (27) and notsellingjeans (3).

Whatever happened to that jeans guy anyway?

Probably had a kid or something.

In fact, I believe our boy Ryantific will be having one shortly. Which means we’ll probably see less of him, too.

Now if BG has a kid, we might as well shut down this blog, because he’s our lifeblood, our ambasador to the blogosphere. Our Vin Scully if you will.

Which brings me to the topic of this post: Vinny.

Today was expected to be one of the saddest in LA Dodgers history as Vin was announcing his future plans before today’s game.

Why did we think he was leaving us? Health reasons? The guy is older than dirt. Family reasons? The guy probably has a million grandkids by now. Tired of travel. Tired of technology. Tired of where the game is headed. Tired of Manny.

He’s like a lot of us. And that’s why we love him.

Vinny, fortunately, is coming back for another season of memories. Here are some of the best memories he’s shared with us here on the West Coast over the past 61 seasons:

Tony Gwynn called Vin Scully an ambasador of the game when I was lucky enough to interview the Hall of Famer a few years back, and that’s something when one of the greatest hitters of all-time is saying that:

“Like most people, I was a fan to begin with. I listened to Vin Scully every night, knew all the ballplayers, their stats and all of that. I always made sure to show my respect to the guys before me. I’m about the game and giving back what a lot of those guys passed on to me. That’s the most important thing you can do, give these younger players what they need to know to be better.”

Scully is so good, he’s one of the Seven Wonders of the (Sports) World in my eyes:

“L.A.’s Big Three: Vin Scully, Bob Miller and the late-Chick Hearn, the greatest trifecta of sports announcers a city will ever see. Gold mics all around.”

And of course, Vinny is an all around good guy and one of the greatest sports announcers of all time. Pembertonian went with Harry Caray No. 1 on this day, but we all know he’s biased to the Midwest. We here at WCB aren’t “Biased.” And West Coast natives know who the real No. 1 is:

“There may not be a cozier baseball voice out there. While Scully has been the voice of the Dodgers for 59 years, I first heard him doing NBC games with Joe Garagiola — perhaps the greatest baseball commentator pairing of all.

“There are too many great Scully calls to mention, but to name a few: Kirk Gibson’s World Series homerun, Hank Aaron breaking Babe Ruth’s homerun record, and Dwight Clark’s endzone catch in the NFC championship game.”

And our kicker comes from our boy, BG, who has Vinny by his side every time he has to go to that sad sap job of his:

“I have two pictures tapes to my computer monitor in my office/extra bedroom. One is of Morrissey because anyone who can come up with a song like, “The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get” deserves all the props in the world, the second is a postcard imagine of Vin Scully.”

Here’s to Vinny being at all of our sides for at least another season.

- Sick file photo illustration by our own BG, who has been talked down from the ledge and will be posting for The Bias again shortly.

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Hey, Padres: Lose the Embarassing Camo Uniforms

Padres camo uniformsWhile Slim’s away on his “I can’t quit you” camping trip, I’ve decided he needs a new nickname. After all, I’m pretty sure he came up with his own BSlim moniker, and that pretty much breaks the cardinal rule of nicknames — that someone else has to come up with them.

So I’ve been thinking: Since The Artist Formely Known as Slim shares the same last name as the guy who wrote Winnie the Pooh, well . . . it just seems like there ought to be a Pooh name. So, of course, there’s the obvious: Pooh. Then there’s Heffalump — or just Heff. I sort of like that. De-Slimmed is not exactly a half-full kinda guy, so maybe Eeyore works.

He probably wouldn’t dig Piglet. And Tigger sounds too . . . I quit you.

Hmmm. Let’s think about this. Meanwhile, I wanted to throw in my two cents on not-Slim’s last blog post, where he laments on how sucky the year has been for SoCal baseball. To which I would add: Hey, Slim,  what part of the country do you think San Diego is in? Not only are the Padres having a stellar year — and, for the life of me, I don’t know how — but they’ve been the best and most consistent team in the NL pretty much all season.

Being a Californian for over a decade now, I would like to support the Pads in their quest to make all pre-season predictions woefully wrong. But there’s this lingering problem: Those effing camo uniforms.

I mean, seriously, what sort of lame pandering is that? Why not just go ahead and have Lee Greenwood sing “Proud to Be an American” before every game, just before having the Republican-of-the-day toss out the first pitch. All to be covered by Fox News.

Seriously, what a load of crap.  Just because there’s a gazillion military dudes in San Diego, that doesn’t mean they need to dedicate uniforms to them. Did the pirates ever don steel worker hats to show their support of Pittsburgh’s main industry? Do the Tigers wear GM and Ford patches?

Yeah, yeah, you Limbaugh parrots will say, “But the military guys are heroes.”  To which I would say real heroes save lives, not end them.

How about if the Padres wear doctor uniforms? Or firefighter digs. Hell, remember when A-Rod saved that kid from an oncoming vehicle? Maybe the Padres should wear Yankee uniforms.

“Hey, you Commie, Taliban-loving socialist, Obamacare lover,” the Tea Baggers will spit, “the men and women of the military are protecting our freedom.”  But, I would say, the real people protecting our freedoms are the attorneys who have defended them in civil rights cases. Or how about Supreme Court justices like Thurgood Marshall?

I’d say he was a hero.  Though, for some reason, tea bagger types hate him. Becuase, you know, that whole separate but equal was going pretty well.

Hey, how about this, Padres: How about you have uniforms that look like Supreme Court robes? Or, shoot, if we’re gonna get political — which camo uniforms do — how about being fair and going with peace signs? Because me personally? If I’m taking my child to a baseball game that I have to pay an arm and a leg for, I like the idea of promoting peace not war.

So maybe Pooh’s right — maybe San Diego shouldn’t count as California. Because, remember, Pads peeps, this is the Left Coast.

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WCBias Brew Exclusive: Sierra Nevada Tumbler Autumn Brown Ale

Sierra Nevada Tumbler Autumn Brown Ale Review

Nice, healthy browns in your creel are a beautiful sight. Sierra Nevada's Tumbler Autumn Brown Ale can be caught later this month. (WCBias.com photo)

WCBias has broken some big stories over the years, but this one takes the cake … or in this case, the case. A case of Sierra Nevada Tumbler Autumn Brown Ale that is.

Still unreleased to much of the country, WCBias has secured a case of Sierra Nevada Brewing Company’s newest seasonal beer — which we’re debuting and taste testing as this week’s WCBias Brew of the Week.

And the timing couldn’t have been better, with the weather feeling like fall and all in the Golden State, Sierra Nevada’s Tumbler Autumn Brown Ale is the perfect brew to pack for your next fall fishing trip to the Sierras (take note Lambo, you owe me a case for those two camping spots on the Kern River next week).

A closer look at Sierra Nevada’s latest addition to its seasonal lineup, which already includes the Glissade, Summerfest and Celebration ales:

WCBias Debut Brew: Tumbler Autumn Brown Ale

Who’s beer: Sierra Nevada Brewing Company in Chico, Calif.

What it tastes like: This is definitely a classic Sierra Nevada ale, like the pale without all the hops. The Tumbler is the latest addition to the Sierra Nevada line, a seasonal batch that will be released nationally shortly. It’s more of a traditional brown, more Big Sky Moose Drool Brown Ale than Lost Coast Downtown Brown Ale — the latter of which is a much sweeter brown without a porter or stout-like taste. The Tumbler, however, is a traditional, malty beer with just enough hops to make it a Sierra Nevada seasonal.

What’s in it: Alcohol content: 5.5% by volume; yeast: Ale Yeast; beginning gravity: 13.6 Plato; bittering hops: Challenger; ending gravity: 3.5 Plato; bitterness units: 37; finishing hops: Challenger & Yakima Goldings; malts: Two-row Pale, Crystal, Chocolate & Smoked.

From the Brewer: “As the nights grow cool, the leaves on the valley oaks begin to turn and fall. In honor of this yearly dance, we bring you Tumbler Autumn Brown Ale and invite you to enjoy the show. We use malt within days of roasting at the peak of its flavor to give Tumbler a gracefully smooth malt character. So pour a glass, and grab a window seat to watch as the leaves come tumbling down.”

Where it’s available: Early release in parts of California, nationwide release later this month.

When to drink it: Anytime. But it’s best in the fall when the leaves are turning and the brown trout are rising.

More info: SierraNevada.com

[rating:4.5]
For a first run, this is one of the better full-flavored browns I’ve had in some time. Which is fitting, because the browns always seem to bite better in the fall, particularly in the Sierra Nevada.

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Tradition!!

So I’ve slipped on posting a bit as of late and here is why: I’m gonna be a Pop real soon. The wife is pregnant and due in a few weeks and much of my time has been dedicated to making my home baby safe. But something came up that had me quite disturbed. It went down like this:

Ryantific: Hi Hon. That’s a awfully green shirt you are wearing to cover your tummy that holds my son, a future Laker fanatic.

Wife: Huh?

Ryantific: I’m just saying, do you really think you should be wearing such a GREEN shirt in this Purple and Gold house?

Wife: Huh?!

Ryantific: Such a CELTIC GREEN shirt?

Wife: You’re an idiot.

Which of course is true, but that does not change the fact that I might be heart broken if my son were to grow up a Celtic fan. I learned to watch the Lakers from my old man (It’s his birthday! So happy bday pops!). But what if I don’t do such a good job raising my son and he prefers Bird highlights over Magic highlights. Would I kick him out of the house? Possibly. Would I never talk to him again?:. No. The fact that he is watching NBA bball (hopefully there is still NBA at that time. Thanks Lebron.) even if it’s the C’s, means that he understands tradition. And I can even get down with that. I might root for Artest to pop Pierce in the mouth but ultimately I couldn’t imagine a better sporting event. The tradition and dominance that is Celtic Laker basketball is the best. The only NBA event that might be more exciting this next year is the Lakers Heat finals, but that has special circumstances. (I just don’t want the Dream Team 2011 to succeed.)

So, my wife, go ahead and wear green. I will accept my son for who he is even if he loves to watch Boston ball. Maybe he will perfect his jumper form from old Larry Legend footage. Heck, I wouldn’t complain about that, since my jump shot form is just ugly. I mean ugly. Really ugly. We’re talking Fugly.

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WCBias Brew of the Week: Triple A – A.Lambo’s Amber Ale

Tonight, we’re starting a new feature on The Bias called the WCBias Brew of the Week, since you know we like to brew up and enjoy a cold beer while watching our West Coast teams dominate the sports world.

No worries, we’re not turning this diehard Left Coast sports blog into a frat house fan page, or some lame, wannabe wine blog. We’ll just mention noteworthy microbrews (mainly from the West Coast) and random beers, maybe blog about the batches we’ve brewed up ourselves, favorite sports bar dives, and show you some ways you can save some dough on your own home brews, or, better yet, support the moonshine your local brewmasters (and bloggers) draft up from time to time.

Either way, here’s our first installment:

WCBias Brew of the Week: Triple A — A.Lambo’s Amber Ale

Who’s beer: WCBias.com subscriber A.Lambo’s Triple-A Amber Ale

What it tastes like: This ale is similar to the Docs Cellar batch RK and I brewed up awhile back when we concocted the infamous jalapeno pale ale. This particular batch is a straight amber ale recipe from the now defunct Central Coast Brewery. It has a blend of spicy and floral hop character with a clean finish. Original Gravity: 1.054. IBUs 23.

Where it’s available: Home brewed, Lambo’s kitchen in SLO, Calif.

When to drink it: Anytime. But it’s best in the fall and winter. A great Thanksgiving or Christmas treat because of the spices.

How to get it: Ingredients available at Docs Cellar. But you’ve got to visit the store in person to get your hands on these ingredients. Not available online. Long live print media! And in-store pickup! And Beer! And The Bias!

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