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A-Roid is an A-Hole? You can't spell anabolic steroids without A-Rod

WCBias — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 20:50:00 +0000

In honor of today’s steroid news about my boy Stray-Rod, we at WCBias.com had to dust off our favorite bumper sticker … witnessed on The Grade in SLO, Calif., last year.

Yep, on top of being an A-Hole, SI is reporting that Alex Rodriguez tested positive for two anabolic steroids in 2003 — that being the same year he won the American League home run title and the AL MVP award with the Texas Rangers.

Nice. Just when you thought the ‘roids talk was coming to an end, another baseball icon bites the dust. And until Major League Baseball starts testing for HGH, you can bet this isn’t the last big name we’re going to see connected to performance enhancers. Heck, half of us here at The Bias are ‘roid ragin’ these days. Gotta catch up to the rest of those big-headed sluggers in the blogosphere.

Well, looks like we have another -Rod to add to the WCBias All-StÃ¦r(oid) Team. Start filling out your ballots for the 2009 team today.

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How do you have a job Yankees radio clowns?

Slim — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:21:00 +0000

I was bored of West Coast sports Friday night and did the unthinkable, tuned in MLB.com to hear how GSlim’s idol Jay Bruce was doing against the ol’ Yankees in interleague play.
Bad idea.
Well, good idea if you’re struggling for stuff to write about and need another idea for “How do you have a job?“
WCBS, the New York Yankees Radio Network, is just plain brutal.
More Homer than Simpson.
I mean every time the Yankees made a routine play, it was “amazing” or “terrific.” Lazy fly balls hit by the Bronx Bombers were “going, going: caught short of the warning track.”
But they did come up with great insight like “I’m not sure the last time WE played the Reds,” as if they’re wearing pinstripes themselves.
Calling players by their first names, as if they’re best friends, which leaves non-regular listeners wondering who the hell they’re talking about half the time.
Sorry I don’t know who your BFF Chad (third-string catcher Moeller) is.
And we haven’t even got to the crying.
Yes, Suzyn Waldman actually began sobbing last year after the Yankees were knocked out of the playoffs and it became evident Joe Torre’s time in the Bronx might be coming to an end.
Dude, there’s no crying in baseball.
Thank god, Waldman didn’t join Torre when he made his move out West.
Not that Waldman’s partner in crime, John Sterling, is any better.
During one of his homer plugs for the local car dealership, Sterling came up with this great sell:
“Are you looking for a new car?: well, I wish I didn’t throw that card away.: Well, you could find used cars on the Internet.”
Thanks for the tip there Einstein. Oh wait, you guys know him as Albert.
Brutal.
Say it with me y’all: “How do you have a job Bozo Yankees homers?”
Now you know why they call it WC-BS.

Dissin' A-Rod on his hotrod

Slim — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:50:00 +0000

A-Rod is an A-Hole! We're not saying, we're just saying.

We passed this blue Mazda on the freeway today, and I had have my wife slow down so I could get a photo of the guy’s bumper sticker:

A-ROD IS AN A-HOLE!

Hilarious, especially being he was rollin’ the 101 in Cali. Poor Alex Rodgriquez, goes on the DL today and gets hated on all the way out here.
Mazda guy must’ve been a bitter Red Sox fan or an avid WCBias.com supporter. I’m guessing the latter.

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