Category Archives: MLB

Bad Man

Yesterday, on the Dan Patrick Show, Todd Helton was the guest and he was asked what pitcher he would be facing out there tonight and his response was, “um, ah, I think, welly.., no, um, actually I don’t know, we … Continue reading

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Kershaw to pitch? Internet expected to crash due to fantasy speculation

I’ve got to get a new keyboard. Ever since video of Clayton Kershaw’s absolutely disgusting deuce he dropped on a helpless Sean Casey (make sure to have your speakers on for some vintage Vin Scully) started making the rounds during … Continue reading

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Beat Down

Hey, two-outta-three ain’t bad. I was stuck at work today so I didn’t actually get to watch any of the game but was able to follow it thanks to MLB.com’s Gameday but after Penny got his ass handed to him … Continue reading

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Can't Spell Kuo without K

“Who is that guy pitching for the Dodgers?” My girlfriend asked me during last night’s game. “Is that Kuroda, Saito or Park?” “That’s actually Hong-Chih Kuo,” I told her. “We sure do have a lot of Japanese pitchers.” She said. … Continue reading

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Dodgers Win; Jones' Hit Streak Snapped at 2

Joe DiMaggio’s 56 game hit streak appears safe for the moment as AJ’s bid for history ended last night at 2 games, tying him for 458,128th on the all-time list. Jones was 0-3 but shockingly failed to strike out…we will … Continue reading

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It's "SURE-ZUR"

It’s Saturday and my phone rings and I see its my friend Joe Becko calling. I had recently called him to say hi and see how he was doing so I thought he was just returning my call from a … Continue reading

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Al Gore Announces Telethon to Save Environment & Andruw Jones' Career

Former Vice-President and current eco-warrior Al Gore has announced he will be co-hosting a multi-national telethon designed to raise awareness of global warming, carbon dioxide emissions, pollution and Andruw Jones awful batting skills. “We see these four things as being … Continue reading

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Dodgers Never Lose; Andruw Jones Continues to Suck

The Dodgers pushed their season-high win streak to seven games, topping the Rockies 11-6 Friday evening in Colorado. At least, I’m guessing that was the final score…it’s 9:30 and in the 9th inning so I’m going to put this one … Continue reading

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MISSING: Barry Lamar Bonds

Where in the world is Barry Bonds?I’ve searched everywhere – the San Francisco Giants roster, the Oakland Athletics roster, even the DH-less Toronto Blue Jays roster. I Googled him, MySpaced him, even scoured his journal at BarryBonds.com.Major League Baseball’s home … Continue reading

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Dissin' A-Rod on his hotrod

We passed this blue Mazda on the freeway today, and I had have my wife slow down so I could get a photo of the guy’s bumper sticker: A-ROD IS AN A-HOLE! Hilarious, especially being he was rollin’ the 101 … Continue reading

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