Category Archives: Los Angeles Dodgers

NLCS Preview

The most important that you can do today is to start setting the stage for whatever sickness you’re going to come down with Friday afternoon so you can catch the Dodger-Phils game at 1:00 PST. Sure, food poisoning is always … Continue reading

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We're Screwed

Kruky and Eduardo are picking the Dodgers to beat the Phils so we’re F’d obviously. I’m going to spend the majority of work tomorrow dissecting this NLCS matchup because, well, I’m at work and you can’t possibly be expected to … Continue reading

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Will the Real Carlos Zambrano Please Stand Up

Soooo:that went ok, yeah? I was on the phone with G. Slim when Loney turned Dempster’s fastball around for a grand slam and I found myself yelling “Put it on the board, YES!” out my office window at the cars … Continue reading

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Obama vs. Manny

I woke up last night around 3:30 and couldn’t go back to sleep. I had visions of Rafael Furcal and James Loney dancing through my head as I tossed and turned. Around 4:00 I started thinking about Manny Ramirez and … Continue reading

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The Madness

So it’s come to this. The Dodgers play tomorrow at 3:30 and I’m a wreck–The Madness has arrived. I did no work today, instead I spent most of my time looking at Ryan Dempster’s career stats against LA (sadly pretty … Continue reading

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Favre + Dodgers

When CNN’s main page is linking to your opponent’s fantasy players, you know you are in for a long week. Damn you to hell, Brett Favre, damn you. Such was the case this week, as G Slim and I ran … Continue reading

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Due to Financial Crisis Diamondbacks Cancel Rest of 2008, Call on Rest of Teams to Do the Same

In a show of solidarity with Johnny Mac, the Diamondbacks have decided to forgo the rest of the 2008 season. Jeff Moorad, Diamondbacks CEO, released the shocking news in the form of a press release directly from the Owner’s Box. … Continue reading

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Hell Freezing Over

How well are things going for the Dodgers right now? This well: Scoring Summary, Los Angeles:Top 6th: LA Dodgers – J. Pierre homered to deep rightDon’t try to adjust your computer monitors friends. MLB even has video proof if you … Continue reading

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I LOVE THE GIANTS

Last night Dodger fans cared more about the Giants than Giant fans did. Stone cold lock box lead pipe guarantee it. I had the Dodger-Pads match up TV and the Giants-Diamondback game on MLB.tv and slowly went cock-eyed from trying … Continue reading

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Can You Hear Me Now?

So my trusty old Samsung finally broke last week, leaving me phoneless and without any idea what ANYBODY’S phone number is. I don’t know my girlfriend’s phone number. I don’t know G. Slim’s celly and I probably talk to him … Continue reading

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