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Dodgers Win Again; Andruw Jones on Fire, has 2 Game Hit Streak

Posted on May 3, 2008 by BG

The Dodgers made it eight in a row, beating up on the Rockies (again) 12-7. Our boys jumped out to a quick 6-0 lead after two innings but The Worst Pitcher I Have Ever Seen Not Named Barry Zito (TWPIHESNNBZ), … Continue reading →

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Al Gore Announces Telethon to Save Environment & Andruw Jones' Career

Posted on May 3, 2008 by BG

Former Vice-President and current eco-warrior Al Gore has announced he will be co-hosting a multi-national telethon designed to raise awareness of global warming, carbon dioxide emissions, pollution and Andruw Jones awful batting skills. “We see these four things as being … Continue reading →

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Dodgers Never Lose; Andruw Jones Continues to Suck

Posted on May 2, 2008 by BG

The Dodgers pushed their season-high win streak to seven games, topping the Rockies 11-6 Friday evening in Colorado. At least, I’m guessing that was the final score…it’s 9:30 and in the 9th inning so I’m going to put this one … Continue reading →

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Time to Play "Name that Criminal"

Posted on May 1, 2008 by BG

The Clues:* He was once a semi-respected sideline reporter* He was once a semi-successful actor* He was once semi-acquitted of a double murder* He now owes the state of California just north of $1.5 million in back taxes Check out … Continue reading →

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Sweeping with the Enemy

Posted on May 1, 2008 by BG

The Dodgers ran their season-high win streak to six games today, defeating the Marlins 5-3 and completed their second-consecutive series sweep, thanks to a Marlins defense that can only be described as “piss poor.” The Marlins committed three errors in … Continue reading →

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Hey Barry, on a scale of 1-10, how terrible is your contract?

Posted on May 1, 2008 by BG

Today we are going to make like the rest of the National League and beat up on The Human Pinata, Barry Zito. After six stomach-churning starts which prompted Jason Stark’s “What’s the Worst Contract of All Time” chat over at … Continue reading →

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Dodgers Continue Hot Streak; Have Not Lost World Series Game Since '88

Posted on April 30, 2008 by BG

The Dodgers continued their recent hot streak Wednesday, shellacking the Florida Marlins 13-1. The win pushed the Dodgers’ consecutive-days-with-out-losing-a-World-Series-game-streak to an impressive 7,032. “We’re just really hot right now,” first baseman James Loney should’ve said following his 3 RBI night. … Continue reading →

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Can't Spell Mediocrity Without ME

Posted on April 29, 2008 by BG

Hi there. I see you found our little site. Seeing as how there are roughly ten kajillion other sites out there that’s a fairly impressive accomplishment on your part. Since this is my first post ever (and first time using … Continue reading →

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