Category Archives: Andruw Jones

Rockies Down Dodgers; AJ Held Out of Lineup Due to Case of Suckitis

Posted on May 4, 2008 by BG

The Rockies smoked the Dodgers today 7-2 and D Lowe lived up/down to his Coors Field splits, getting knocked around for 3 runs in the first. The loss snapped the Dodgers 8-game win streak and brought their successful road trip … Continue reading →

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Dodgers Win Again; Andruw Jones on Fire, has 2 Game Hit Streak

Posted on May 3, 2008 by BG

The Dodgers made it eight in a row, beating up on the Rockies (again) 12-7. Our boys jumped out to a quick 6-0 lead after two innings but The Worst Pitcher I Have Ever Seen Not Named Barry Zito (TWPIHESNNBZ), … Continue reading →

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Al Gore Announces Telethon to Save Environment & Andruw Jones' Career

Posted on May 3, 2008 by BG

Former Vice-President and current eco-warrior Al Gore has announced he will be co-hosting a multi-national telethon designed to raise awareness of global warming, carbon dioxide emissions, pollution and Andruw Jones awful batting skills. “We see these four things as being … Continue reading →

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Dodgers Never Lose; Andruw Jones Continues to Suck

Posted on May 2, 2008 by BG

The Dodgers pushed their season-high win streak to seven games, topping the Rockies 11-6 Friday evening in Colorado. At least, I’m guessing that was the final score…it’s 9:30 and in the 9th inning so I’m going to put this one … Continue reading →

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Sweeping with the Enemy

Posted on May 1, 2008 by BG

The Dodgers ran their season-high win streak to six games today, defeating the Marlins 5-3 and completed their second-consecutive series sweep, thanks to a Marlins defense that can only be described as “piss poor.” The Marlins committed three errors in … Continue reading →

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