So that my friends is Morro Rock today.
Flat as can be. Not a soul out. Nothing but Fresno on the fogged-in beach.
Crappiest, unstokable day in quite some time. But are we upset about it? No, ’cause there isn’t anywhere else we’d rather be than this side of the 101.
Life’s just better/happier on the West Coast — even during flat spells (heck, worse comes to worst, we’ll go battle batrays with our snorkle cam). Don’t believe men? Research proves it.
The Westside is the best side, according to Twitter. And we all know Twitter runs our A.D.D., 140-character-limit world these days.
According to a study by researchers from Northeastern and Harvard, Tweets from the West Coast have shown our segment of the population is happier than the other three quarters of the country.
Why, you might ask? We could only speculate it has something to do with the combination of The Stoke, Lakers and Mannymania. All of which means WCBias.com must be the happiest place in the blogosphere. Disneyland’s got nothing on the Bias. Heck, the West Coast even has Disneyland on lock, too.
Let me serenade the streets of L.A., from Oakland to Sacktown
The Bay Area and back down, Cali is where they put they mack down:
Gimme love!
- Pac
Other random news from the week that was:
- A couple of nerds were involved in a pen stabbing at Comic-Con in San Diego. The attacker reportedly wore a blue Harry Potter shirt. Guess the plot’s set for Colors 2: Comic Relief.
- Bud Selig reports that testing for HGH is under way in the MINOR leagues. Elsewhere, MLB, NBA, NFL, PGA, NHL, NCAA continue to bury their heads in the sand.
- Saw a little glob of oil at The Rock today and it reminded me of the mess in the gulf. Also reminded me of some classic BP ads from back in the day: “It’s time to think outside the barrel.” Brilliant. We should have BP copywriters contribute to the Bias.
- Los Angeles Dodgers’ Joe Torre undecided about managing in 2011. In other news: Don Mattingly undecided about managing in 2011: and number of trips he’s allowed to the mound in an inning.
- It’s not as good as Ryantific and BSlim’s chipotle red ale, but the bitter LeBron James beer is back in Cleveland.
- And if that doesn’t do it for you, there’s always the $500 stuffed squirrel ale.
- Double take of the week: Chuck Liddell doing Lipton Brisk ads? Random. Come on Chuck. How about Coors Light “Cold as Iceman” or something. You’re better than that. Or are you any more?
- A week late … remember that crazy week I wrote about the New York Yankees? Yeah, got even crazier with the death of The Boss the next day. Talk about a jinx. Shortstop Derek Jeter recalls George Steinbrenner.
- Speaking of death. People who die are starting to haunt Facebook users as suggested friends. Which reminds me of my next blog idea — to schedule a post 50 years from now that lists the Top 50 people I hate. No. 1 on that list, myself. Luckily I live on the West Coast, so I’m too happy to do anything about it right now.
- Sent from my itBeFlatPhone.






Yeah…remember that thing called “the sun”?
I don’t.
Remember that thing call “a life”?