Guerrero -- the key to the Dodger's comeback?
Well, it’s looking pretty grim in Dodgerwood. Just when it looked like ther Men in Blue were going to tie up the series, a little rally spoiled their hopes, and now they’re seriously on the ropes.
With that in mind, I’ve thought of a few things the Dodgers can do to beat the Phillies. So, without any further adieu, here are the Top Ten Things The Dodegrs Can Do To Beat Philly:
* Convince the Phillies that the next game is Thursday and hope they don’t show up for Wednesday’s game.
* Share players, like Vlad Guerrero, from the Angels. (Hey, it’s still L.A., right?)
* Call for retro uniform night in hopes that Philly will wear blue and get confused.
* Cork bats!!!
* Secretly pour pepper in the jocks of all the Philly players and steal bases like crazy as they scratch their nads.
* Tell Broxton to get off his ass and start throwing 110-mph fastballs.
* Have Don Zimmer tackle Pedro Martinez.
* Make new rule where all Philly hitters have to bat left-handed.
* Sign Michael Vick as a free agent.
* Free Dodger Dogs to any Philly who strikes out.
