Just when you thought he was healthy.
So I was watching the Bears-Packers game last night when Al and Chris started talking about how Brian Urlacher was finally completely healthy this year. And as soon as they said it, I was like: “He’s gonna get hurt.”
Not that I thought they put the hex on him or anything. I just figured a guy who gets hurt as much as Urlacher is bound to get hurt again.
Sure enough, Urlacher didn’t play the next half. And today we learn that he’s out for the season.
Nice. Coulda at least made it through one game, dude.
Wouldn’t it be awesome to have a job where you make millions sitting on your ass like Urlacher will this year? Maybe I should have Al Michaels talk about me being healthy for the first time. Then I can get disability, which is basically 60 percent of crap.
On second thought, Al, nevermind.
