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Manny Who?

I guess it was just a matter of time.  While I wait for my FREE MANNY shirt to arrive (sadly they don’t have XS so I can show off my guns) I stumbled upon (ok fine, I followed a link on Alyssa Milano’s Twitter page) this site and apparently we are NOT alone in the t-shirt business.  And how good is JuanPierreWOOD?  That is flat out amazing.  Bravo, the internet.  Bravo.

In other news, my fantasy team is not doing so hot, how about you?  I’d like to blame luck for giving me the last pick, I’d like to blame Chien-Ming Wang and his ERA of 900, and I’d also like to blame Chris Davis and his contact rate of 2%.  You know who I can NOT blame though?  The good folks over at Ziguana.  If you play in a Yahoo! league and you’ve never been to their site, go on ahead and take a quick click over there.  Go ahead, we’ll wait for you…ok, now that you’ve had a look, how nice are custom stats?  The whole Y! rank has been the source of derision and scorn for years but neither me nor any of my friends were smart enough to do anything about it (well, Greenie might be able to but motivation also plays a roll) and now we don’t have to.  Hopefully we’ve all evolved to the point where we’re not just playing in a boring ol’ 5×5 league and we’re working in some Saber-goodness into our fantasy diets and now with Ziguana’s amazing ranking algorithm we’ve got a lovely way to compare players no matter how exotic the stats.  And yes, you can upload your league, it will analyze your performance and even suggest free-agent pickups and trades too.  Don’t worry, it’s not like SkyNet or anything but it will help you find a bargain when you need one.  If only it could make Chris Davis lay off the high fastball.  Good god, Chris Davis!  You know that pitch is coming, just DON’T SWING.  It’s not that hard to not swing, you know.