Seven Deadly Baller-Rapper Comparisons

2pac, still ballin'

2pac, still ballin'

Breaking news my fellow hip-hop heads: Dan Patrick has found Tupac.

Picture Makaveli rollin’, with the Chicago Bulls? I guess once Jordan left town, dude figured he could keep it on the low below the Chi-Town radar. Hit ‘em up.

Bull Shhhhh-akur

Bull Shhhhh-akur

Nice effort Danny boy, but I think Raymond Felton is a better Pac impersonator than Ben Gordon. But we here at the DubCee give you credit for tryin’.

That said, here’s the West Coast Bias sports blog’s favorite baller-rapper comparisons, in honor the great Tupac Shakur, who is chillin’ on a beach somewhere after his Bobcats went 35-47 and finished 24-games back. Come on Suge Knight MJ, bring in some talent would you.

Shaq and That Dude who rapped with Fu Schnickens

Oh, wait a minute. Comparing Shaq 1.0 with Shaq-Fu 2.0 don’t count. Just had to throw it back a bit. What’s up doc?

Mini-50

Mini-50

Big 5-0

Big 5-0

Yep, that’s Shaq , rappin’ about Tony Danza, not being bragadocious: but supercalifragelistic, Shaq is alidocious.

Nate Robinson and 50 cent

Nate Robinson is a pint-sized 50 cent, right down to the shirtlessness and the tats.


Say it ain't Mo

Say it ain't Mo

Legendary lookalike

Legendary lookalike

Mo Williams and John Legend

Not exactly hip-hop, but close enough. Plus WCBias contributor RK is president of the Mo Williams fan club. Can you believe Ryantific thinks LeBron and Mo are the best 1-2 punch in the league?


I know pronounce you

I pronounce you

Juelz and Larry

Juelz and Larry

Larry Hughes and Juelz Santana

New school but classic at the same time. These dudes look identical, even though I’m not sure where either of them are these days.


ET

Sam

Phone home

Sim

Sam Cassell and Russell Simmons
The next three are our all-time favorites. When he’s not looking like ET, Sam I Am looks just like Mr. Simmons. Run D Sam C.



K-Mart

K-Mart

Wal-Mart

Wu-Mart

Kenyon Martin, Method Man

K-Mart scares me. As does Meth. I’ll stick to Wal-Mart. Oh wait, didn’t I just say I’m scared of meth?




Big Shot

Big Shot

Big Screen

Big Screen

Robert Horry and Will Smith

And of course, long lost twins Big Shot Bob and The Fresh Prince.: Yo homes, to Bel Air!

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6 Responses to Seven Deadly Baller-Rapper Comparisons

  1. Banana Boarder says:

    Whoa now — it’s definitely a stretch to call John Legend hip-hop. That guy’s smooth, old school R&B. And I mean the real R&B — with real soul. Not that Usher crap.

    That said, I love the Simmons, Smith comparisons.

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  3. vito says:

    Rodney Stuckey of the Pistons looks more like 50 than lil Nate….Lil Nate reminds me more of a young Mike Tyson than Curtis

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