That’s my buddy Zach over on the right. He is currently getting his PhD. in molecularbiowhateveritis so you would think he is smart but he is without a doubt one of God’s saddest creatures, a San Francisco Giants fan. I called him the other day asking about parking at a venue in San Francisco (G Slim is going up to see Bloc Party at the Fillmore) but of course never heard back from him. During tonight’s game though, my trusty old Samsung kept beeping away with text messages from our old friend Zach. The following is a blow by blow account of the game:
3rd Inning, Giants lead 2-0
Zach: Hey, Whatcha doing?
4th Inning, Giants lead 7-0
Zach: You uh, seen any ball games lately?
BG: Laugh while you can asshat. We have you right where we want you.
5th Inning, Dodgers explode for 5
Zach: F.
BG: That was 10% karma, 90% Kevin Correia remembering he is Kevin Correia.
Zach: Yeah but I’m pretty sure it was karma that reminded him.
6th Inning, Giants lead 7-5
Zach: You are in trouble now. Here comes our bullpen.
Andruw Jones singles in a run.
BG: He is so clutch. You just cannot pitch to Andruw when the game is on the line.
Zach: Exactly, never underestimate the heart of a champion.
7th Inning, Tyler Walker on the hill
BG: Does Tyler Walker frost his tips?
Zach: No. Met him at a bar once. Dude is almost albino. Nice work by JT getting tossed.
9th Inning, B. Wilson comes in to shut LA Down
Zach: THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT, THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT
No comeback for that one. Still one game back and stuck in Italics. Nice.
